Who is the Father? I mean Mother? (a comedic short story by DUB)

Not having cable has taught this ladybird ONE THING...
There are some crazy muthafuckin citizens making up this place called America.
Black, white, Polish, Mexican, Caublasian, everyone has lost their gotdamn minds. I'm a huge fan of Maury. It's amazing how after almost a decade I'm still interested in who fathered the children of these RANDOM ass women.
Oh that's right ladies, I'll quote Drake when I say this is not to get confused, this one is for you.

A 26 year old GIRL comes on stage screamin and shoutin, I'll just come in on where she's discussing Raekwon apparently not being shit.
"Raekwon aint shit. Oh that's right...aint shit! This nigga aint shit Maury, he don't buy diapers, he don't buy formula, he don't never come see lil Rae Rae and Destiny, EVER! I been raising them BY MYSELF and I'm tired. My kids are beautiful Maury and this fool don't wanna step up? Aw hell naw he gon take this paternity test cuz I'm 259,876?? % sure he's the father and it's time for you to STEP UP!!"
Maury:"Alright Montecarlisha I hear you. But what would make any man deny those beautiful children. Just look at them. I mean, what possibly went wrong? You did say he was there for the birth?"
"Yaaap"
"He signed the birth certificate?"
"MMM Hmmm!"
"He even had the umbilical cord dipped in platinum?"
"Maury the nigga still rockin it as a chain! He got Destiny's baby shoe as the pendant! But that's what I be talking bout! He said when we broke up for 7 years he heard I was fuckin round. I'm like hell naw he just tryna get out of his responsibilities. Destiny bout to be 9 1/2 and Rae Rae just got his first car! Just bring his ass out here!"
(Raekwon appears on screen)
"Now whoa whoa Montecarlisha before we bring Raekwon out, he and his new fiance Tasha had a few things to say..."
"Maury, I got one thing to say...first, Destiny AND Rae Rae aint mine! Yea I was there for the birth, I'm rockin placenta, but it was just for the ass Maury! Errbody know Montecarlisha a hoe!
Tasha: "Montecarlisha, I know you wish Raekwon was the father cuz you want him back, but you know them kids aint his! My man wouldn't waste his time, AND I'm pregnant w/his baby now so you need to leave our family ALONE!!"
Maury: "Well let's bring them both out, here's Raekwon and Tasha!"
We all know this part, and that's where my issue starts.
The audience goes wild, niggas relocating furniture, women running up to the flat screen pointing out similar eyelashes and cheekbones, madness. Raekwon is sticking by his word, all the while the audience is booing whatever him or Tasha got to say. His case is pretty pathetic, but it's what happened according to him.Tasha decides to chime in when finally, Maury grabs the envelope and announces...
"Raekwon, in the case of both Destiny and lil Rae Rae....you are NOT the father!"
Montecarlisha does a 50 yard dash around the studio knockin shit over, fallin out and cryin, SWEARIN couldn't no one else be the father. Of course Raekwon dappin every dude in the audience and doing the Stanky Leg.
Here's my question...

Who boos Montecarlisha? That's right, who gets on and in her ass for this fiasco? I don't care how unfortunate mistakes can make a situation. There's no excuse in the world for letting that many men bust one in you RAW that you gotta go down a list, got niggas studying for paternity tests. The first thing baby deserves is both parents. Ladies, if you're gonna stay open for business like that, keep track of your customers. Cuz this is great entertainment, but it's proof that our youth are doomed.
We're going from not being able to trace our lineage to not being able to trace the people we let tap that? Naw, I can't handle it. SOMEONE needs to boo for all the Montecarlishas out there and I'm so sincere. You can't just jeopardize lives because of your irresponsibility cuz once he's "not the father," you're left with no father for your child and no fucking respect. Not to mention the girl has already put the dude's business out there, once again announcing on public TV how he isn't shit, with his little ass dick. JEEZ!

Gone are the days when a man lives in the household with his woman so long he just becomes Daddy. Money is the biggest factor in our society and these parents are getting younger and younger, becoming less and less able to support these random ass kids. Times are too crucial for mothers to play around with the other half of their offspring. ALL CHILDREN NEED THEIR FATHERS. It's not fair. SO I have a suggestion-
Ladies, you decide to screw around with multiple men unprotected? Have the nigga text you his full name, #, and the date it is. That's it. You can even ask him to leave a voicemail, "This is John Doe, (773)123-4567 and we fucked around 2am, April 15."
That's it! You can go even further and record your messages onto a spreadsheet. Keep it updated weekly, therefore when you find your triflin ass on Maury you really can be sure it's one of only 3 guys, instead of 14!
Now forgive me, cuz like I said, mistakes happen. In many, many cases women are not hoes, aint really fucking that many dudes, it just so happened this one time the two parties aren't sure of the true paternity. But I'm not referring to them oh no.
I'm talking bout Montecarlisha n em. It goes deeper than a man needing to step up. Society needs to judge from the middle, and not always take the woman's side when coming to family responsibilities. I know it's a societal stereotype that women are the ones ready to take care of the kids and the men are always apprehensive. But ladies, when you lose track of the one your child should be calling Father, you have already lost responsibility.
So after Montecarlisha tests all the men she can come up with, let's start using a hypothetical paternity test for women in these situations.
After what I've seen, we need to start figuring out if some of these women are the real mothers before we start searching for the real fathers.
Peace