Perverts, pull your pants back up. Anywhoo, looks like this week is for old ladies getting away with crimes. Let's start with Oprah Winfrey. Last week NBC News reported Winfrey was being sued by poet Damon Lloyd Goffe for $1.2 trillion, claiming his poetry was plagiarized for Winfrey's online story series, "Pieces of My Soul." Lmao now Oprah's rich, we know this shit. To be approximate she's worth 2.7 billion, meaning if he won, Oprah would be broke...and in debt!
But luckily the judge dismissed it, matter of fact he threw it out before Oprah could even start worrying about it. Now that's power. Or should I say....Now that's Oprah.
Oh, and don't forget lil ol Miss Ella Orko. This old bat has been arrested for shoplifting over 60 times since 1956. Last week she was arrested for taking about $250 worth of merchandise, including anti-wrinkle cream, from a North Side Chicago Dominick's. Lmao but don't underestimate this gangsta. She shows up in court yesterday with a neck brace and hearing aid in a wheelchair claiming alzheimers and all that other stuff old people deal with. The judge wasn't even going for the act, but nevertheless kept the charge at misdemeanor so she'll do a couple days tops.
So all the elderly ladies out there living by the G-Code, come to Chicago and get it. REAL thugs get social security benefits!!
you a fool!!!!
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