4. KNOW YOUR CONSEQUENCES. Scratch that. PREPARE FOR WAR.
I say prepare for war because you basically have one person invading what other calls his/her property. No, you're not a piece of meat, but they're supposed to be the main piece of ass cuz you told him/her so. You hear the love songs, that shit's real. People hate getting played, and finding out all those late nights and missed calls was cuz of this muhfucka? Aww naww it's on!
And it will be, so understand at this point it's time to be completely honest. Like a bank robber wanting the combination, you have a 50/50 chance of surviving if you lie OR tell the truth, but you'll most likely live if you can up the combo quick enough. Might come out pistol whipped but you'll be str8. You know once people find out they've been lied to first thing they wanna know is WHY.
1. Tell the truth. You had a lil buddy w/benefits, the boo came home too early, blah blah blah. You REALLY think lying at this point is a good idea? Now I can see running into your sig other at the mall w/ya side piece, you might try to pull a "this my cousin," but that MAY work ONLY if you've followed lesson 2 properly. Last thing you want is two ppl goin @ each you and each other over who you said you loved and all that ham. Even if you lied TO BOTH all the way up to this point. Give it up. Wanna know why?
THE ULTIMATE RULE TO CHEATING IS THIS: NEVER GET CAUGHT.
But you did, throw the cards in, you folded. Give both parties at least a chance to decide if they still really want you. Now have you decided who YOU really want? Hope so....
2. Defend THAT person. Don't EVER catch sudden amnesia in front of your ONE for your NONE, or vice versa. The person you tell you love everyday aint tryna sit up here proven ya'll really together together, he/she has enough to handle.
Oh I never said this was gon be easy. But you've seen results of the old way, try the new way...lmao get ya tires slashed up if ya want to I aint goin...
Anyway, my advice is to take a deep breath, no matter how heated the situation is getting, give yourself 10 seconds to just focus. FOCUS! This is a defining moment in whether or not you gon be tapping the same ass you been the past while.
5. Understand what cheating really is. Ask 5 separate people what is cheating and I bet good money you won't get one straight answer. Reason being is because cheating is usually ultimately defined by something you're doing that you wouldn't want your other doing. Trust, cheating is NOT JUST LYING. People lie everyday. Hell people lie and then complain they getting cheated.
For example, I had a couple friends who were a couple in college. Now the girl was the cheater, however she never had to lie. Her boyfriend never checked her phone, never asked her many questions, really never inquired of her "male friends," even at points when some would agree the signs were clear. She'd answer the phone when he called, they'd go out as scheduled, rarely argued, and had a great relationship, in my opinion, for her to be doing what she what doing. That's until she got pregnant by one of the other guys. She told her boyfriend she's having another man's baby and THEN had to break down the WHOLE timeline right there, in one convo. They're still together to this day, but she is constantly under surveillance now, he does check the phone and ask questions, oh the irony.
Once you do something w/someone else that you would have to completely hide in order to save your relationship, I feel that's cheating. You're a guy w/femlale friends? Just friends? Treat her like ALL YOUR FRIENDS. You aint "just making out" w/ya boys, don't do it w/her. Cuz that's the first thing your main one will ask, "Would you want me doing the shit you doing?" If yes, hey, ya'll might be able to open up a whole new door lol, but if not, respect that.
6. LEARN FROM IT. Even if you get caught cheating and decide to do it again...don't do the same shit! I mean come on, you got caught the LEAST you can do is step ya game up. Keep it clean, erase the texts, avoid bringing the side piece around ya close ones (Hell don't even bring him/her to ya favorite restaurant lol. Streets are watching!), stop fucking people on the same block as you. I mean really, really. Your actions follow your name.
7. THINGS I GOTTA THROW IN
~DO NOT involve any children in your bullshit. Kids are smarter than most of us, not to mention are walking tape recorders. Fucking the babysitter, or the kid's teacher? Go to THEY house lol. They don't need to be witness to your various partners anyway. NOT COOL.
~DO NOT engage in unprotected sex. 2 reasons why. 1.The person you're cheating with is cool w/you cheating, probably, so could have something else going on also. If ya'll not strapped, he/she probably doesn't strap up w/someone else. So now it's like you fucking that person, and someone else. THEN if your sig other finds out you cheating and decides to do the same behind your back, he/she may be out on that same shit. Everybody bringing home something, and it aint the bacon.
2.KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS. It can happen to you.
~Once you've done it, forgive yourself. How can you ask anyone for forgiveness if you haven't done it for yourself? You are human, you make mistakes, IT'S OKAY. Even if the love of your life leaves you, everything happens for a reason. You knew this was coming. Make this a move into maturity, into a way to keep you from doing it again. you've got to move on.
~Sit down and really think about why you did it, why you made the effort in the first place. Cuz if we're all on the road to true love, cheating is a slow detour in the opposite direction.
Well that's it, that's my guide on How to Cheat. Understand I wrote this only with the motive to open up a door we all keep so tightly closed. I feel that cheating ruins lives almost as much as drugs, crimes, and poverty, however there is no law against it (unless you're married but you know) so there's no neutral party to say who's wrong. There's just pain, anger, and distrust. However it will never go away, so it's better to deal BETTER than keep dealing the same way. Constant statistics show most female inmates are there for hurting or killing a mate over cheating. Being a pimp is cool and lack of commitment is also a fad these days. Children are left without both parents. The list continues, so if at least some of the bad results can be avoided, why not? We're all good people, but good people do bad things. Not to mention you just had ANOTHER argument, it's bout 1:30am and you're in the club buzzed like a bee when in walks your soon-to -be problem. Lol so whatcha gon do playa?
Comin sooner than lata...How to Get Cheated On
Stay tuned...
I say prepare for war because you basically have one person invading what other calls his/her property. No, you're not a piece of meat, but they're supposed to be the main piece of ass cuz you told him/her so. You hear the love songs, that shit's real. People hate getting played, and finding out all those late nights and missed calls was cuz of this muhfucka? Aww naww it's on!
And it will be, so understand at this point it's time to be completely honest. Like a bank robber wanting the combination, you have a 50/50 chance of surviving if you lie OR tell the truth, but you'll most likely live if you can up the combo quick enough. Might come out pistol whipped but you'll be str8. You know once people find out they've been lied to first thing they wanna know is WHY.
1. Tell the truth. You had a lil buddy w/benefits, the boo came home too early, blah blah blah. You REALLY think lying at this point is a good idea? Now I can see running into your sig other at the mall w/ya side piece, you might try to pull a "this my cousin," but that MAY work ONLY if you've followed lesson 2 properly. Last thing you want is two ppl goin @ each you and each other over who you said you loved and all that ham. Even if you lied TO BOTH all the way up to this point. Give it up. Wanna know why?
THE ULTIMATE RULE TO CHEATING IS THIS: NEVER GET CAUGHT.
But you did, throw the cards in, you folded. Give both parties at least a chance to decide if they still really want you. Now have you decided who YOU really want? Hope so....
2. Defend THAT person. Don't EVER catch sudden amnesia in front of your ONE for your NONE, or vice versa. The person you tell you love everyday aint tryna sit up here proven ya'll really together together, he/she has enough to handle.
Oh I never said this was gon be easy. But you've seen results of the old way, try the new way...lmao get ya tires slashed up if ya want to I aint goin...
Anyway, my advice is to take a deep breath, no matter how heated the situation is getting, give yourself 10 seconds to just focus. FOCUS! This is a defining moment in whether or not you gon be tapping the same ass you been the past while.
5. Understand what cheating really is. Ask 5 separate people what is cheating and I bet good money you won't get one straight answer. Reason being is because cheating is usually ultimately defined by something you're doing that you wouldn't want your other doing. Trust, cheating is NOT JUST LYING. People lie everyday. Hell people lie and then complain they getting cheated.
For example, I had a couple friends who were a couple in college. Now the girl was the cheater, however she never had to lie. Her boyfriend never checked her phone, never asked her many questions, really never inquired of her "male friends," even at points when some would agree the signs were clear. She'd answer the phone when he called, they'd go out as scheduled, rarely argued, and had a great relationship, in my opinion, for her to be doing what she what doing. That's until she got pregnant by one of the other guys. She told her boyfriend she's having another man's baby and THEN had to break down the WHOLE timeline right there, in one convo. They're still together to this day, but she is constantly under surveillance now, he does check the phone and ask questions, oh the irony.
Once you do something w/someone else that you would have to completely hide in order to save your relationship, I feel that's cheating. You're a guy w/femlale friends? Just friends? Treat her like ALL YOUR FRIENDS. You aint "just making out" w/ya boys, don't do it w/her. Cuz that's the first thing your main one will ask, "Would you want me doing the shit you doing?" If yes, hey, ya'll might be able to open up a whole new door lol, but if not, respect that.
6. LEARN FROM IT. Even if you get caught cheating and decide to do it again...don't do the same shit! I mean come on, you got caught the LEAST you can do is step ya game up. Keep it clean, erase the texts, avoid bringing the side piece around ya close ones (Hell don't even bring him/her to ya favorite restaurant lol. Streets are watching!), stop fucking people on the same block as you. I mean really, really. Your actions follow your name.
7. THINGS I GOTTA THROW IN
~DO NOT involve any children in your bullshit. Kids are smarter than most of us, not to mention are walking tape recorders. Fucking the babysitter, or the kid's teacher? Go to THEY house lol. They don't need to be witness to your various partners anyway. NOT COOL.
~DO NOT engage in unprotected sex. 2 reasons why. 1.The person you're cheating with is cool w/you cheating, probably, so could have something else going on also. If ya'll not strapped, he/she probably doesn't strap up w/someone else. So now it's like you fucking that person, and someone else. THEN if your sig other finds out you cheating and decides to do the same behind your back, he/she may be out on that same shit. Everybody bringing home something, and it aint the bacon.
2.KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS KIDS. It can happen to you.
~Once you've done it, forgive yourself. How can you ask anyone for forgiveness if you haven't done it for yourself? You are human, you make mistakes, IT'S OKAY. Even if the love of your life leaves you, everything happens for a reason. You knew this was coming. Make this a move into maturity, into a way to keep you from doing it again. you've got to move on.
~Sit down and really think about why you did it, why you made the effort in the first place. Cuz if we're all on the road to true love, cheating is a slow detour in the opposite direction.
Well that's it, that's my guide on How to Cheat. Understand I wrote this only with the motive to open up a door we all keep so tightly closed. I feel that cheating ruins lives almost as much as drugs, crimes, and poverty, however there is no law against it (unless you're married but you know) so there's no neutral party to say who's wrong. There's just pain, anger, and distrust. However it will never go away, so it's better to deal BETTER than keep dealing the same way. Constant statistics show most female inmates are there for hurting or killing a mate over cheating. Being a pimp is cool and lack of commitment is also a fad these days. Children are left without both parents. The list continues, so if at least some of the bad results can be avoided, why not? We're all good people, but good people do bad things. Not to mention you just had ANOTHER argument, it's bout 1:30am and you're in the club buzzed like a bee when in walks your soon-to -be problem. Lol so whatcha gon do playa?
Comin sooner than lata...How to Get Cheated On
Stay tuned...
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