Alrighty, sharpen your pencils. You enrolled in this class not to become better at cheating, but to UNDERSTAND it. If you're really using this guide for your personal ventures, know I write from PERSONAL experiences. What works for me may not work for you. Not to mention if you already cheating/being cheated on it's BEEN time for a plan B. And this aint it, aight? Oh, and don't get it twisted, if you got it good enough to where ALL PARTIES INVOLVED ARE FULLY AWARE OF THE ACTIVITIES AT HAND, I feel that isn't cheating. It's dating. We grown, let's be grown in here!
CHAPTER ONE, LESSON 1
1.Decide to Decide. Just by talking to this other person you know you wrong. But it's happening. As your significant other walks to the back corner of your mind you become intrigued NOT with what this other will or can do. Oh no, it's about the first feeling. The first moments of meeting someone usually makes the best memories of any relationship. Tellin someone they're sexy, or someone telling you you're sexy, the flirting, you wanna keep finding out why these hotties come outta everywhere THE INSTANT you become involved. Whether you give a flip about your sig other, you still claim that person, You already got what you want at home,but for whatever reason, it isn't enough. And I mean FOR WHATEVER REASON.All cheaters are dogs, male and female...so your reasons are your own.
Decide the lesser party. Not the lesser PERSON, the lesser party. The person you like to just chill with, or the one you just like to fuck. The one who you KNOW is marriage material, or the one who would be if only this and if only that. This is important because balancing 2 people leads to equally loving 2 people in totally different ways. That's the "exciting" part.
The variety. Even your one night stand could really be the ONE, you'll never know, unless you put the time into that one night stand to find out. If your shit hits the fan, 2 or more ppl will know they are sharing you...who do you want to have the bigger piece, and most importantly which one is willing to accept ur sloppy seconds ass once all is found out? For some, the initial decision is the hardest part. IF you're comfortable w/ur decision to continue being a dog, woof woof muhfucka let's move on!
2. ACT RIGHT. One of my favorite quotes from my grandmother is, "If you gonna be dirty, keep it clean." You can't control what people know, find out, or suspect about you, but you can control your OWN clues to the mystery of your commitment.
If you been doing something w/someone, keep doing it. If you want both people in your life, as in you really care bout em, show it.
Fellas, you tell a lady you gon call her, JUST CALL HER. Even if you have to lie when you call her, call her. Don't let the missed calls/texts build up, esp if all along she's used to hearing from u 15 times a gotdamn day. Ladies, stop playing these fellas off! "That nigga aint shit, I use him for dick." LMAO chica he's using u for pussy too, not to mention u gotta make time for him just to get it. Always be the best half of urself u can be...if you gon dog one person to keep another pleased, BE SINGLE. All of a sudden you're not in the mood, never home, blowing shit off. YEA you may be getting tired from all that sneaking around, but you want to keep that part secret right? ACT RIGHT.I mean shit, you having your cake, eating it, and getting seconds. Both parties deserve to at least feel the love YOU promised.
A mistake can be forgiven but a person's character is never forgotten. The further you lead ppl on, the more life-fucking-up you're doing.
3. STOP assuming this will last forever. Even if you go to your grave w/o anyone knowing, trust the balance of love between the two parties over time will become less and less even. That in itself leads to problems...TALK SHOW SHIT. You got the method down, but be honest, do you really wanna keep playing both sides of the fence forever? You really cool with leading 2 totally different lives? AIGHT then cool, but like I said b4, make sure EVERYONE is feeling the same way you are. Otherwise you're planning a fucked up future, and that's just stupid.
I'll end here. I want this to marinate for Lesson 1 is really all about the initial decision. See the biggest mistakes cheaters make is forgetting to think. Forgetting that although shit seems sweet, every moment is a possibility of gettin your shit blown. Forgetting that once you lie to one person you love, to save the love of another, you've taken on an acting role of a lifetime. Get on ya Denzel game.
Coming sooner than lata...Lesson 2
4. KNOW YOUR CONSEQUENCES. Scratch that. PREPARE FOR WAR.
Stay tuned...
you a fool, but at least you keeping it 100
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