The D.E.N.I.S.E. Method!!

Never thought I'd need 2 refer to Denise Huxtable in a sexual manner again.


My friend IL. opened up a lil box of evil called the D.E.N.N.I.S. method. Taken from a scene from one my favorite shows "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" Dennis explains his method of hooking up w/a woman,breaking it off, AND getting her back w/o any emotional attachments. Basically how to be a successful playboy lol.
On IL.'s blog his stance was the method should be the D.E.N.I.S.E. method, named after Denise on "The Cosby Show" because she never really had boyfriends, she had friends. I remember her gettin engaged to that tall dark guy, but then again I'm in her defense anyway. Denise Huxtable was an early idol, so I'm biased. Nevertheless,here's my version of the D.E.N.I.S.E. method. I won't comment on my success/failures w/this method,for I'm not encouraging it. This is just how I've managed...

• D.isturb
• E.ngage
• N.eglect
• I.nspire
• S.educe
• E.vade

That's IL.'s method
Here's mine

• D.efend
• E.ngage
• N.ullify Dependence
• I.ntensify
• S.eparate
• E.volve
  

I highly suggest watching the video first, then continuing. Go on, I'll wait.



Yea and before I go on this IS for the single ppl only. Don't be fuckin up ur relationhips on my behalf. It's just a show,these are just theories.


1)DEFEND.When first meeting most/any guys, I'm asked why,wHy,WHY. Why am I not in a relationship,why I"m in this library, why I like Black ppl, etc. I avoid these questions cuz they are EMOTIONAL DRAW INS. I'm a pisces; fish know a hook when they see 1.
2)ENGAGE. Let's take the focus off me, and put it on you. Alot of the time guys wanna talk about themselves anyway,they just don't cuz it takes away from them looking like a "good listener."
3)NULLIFY DEPENDENCE.If 1 & 2 are done properly this step is natural.Keep all conversation light and flirty, limit doorways into ur problems and issues. This displays weakness. And eliminate emotions when intimate. Get turned on w/o all that eye-gazing, Anita Baker ass feelings. Make sure you have something else to do, someone else to see, blah blah.
4)INTENSIFY.Once you're in the moment, don't bullshit. That's what all the work is for, this scenario, so work it out. This is the imporession-leaving step, which like the D.E.N.N.I.S. method can almost guarantee a return, regardless of how step 5 goes...
5)SEPARATE.Nuff said. Get out,get away,bounce.Do it nicely, cuz ur a muhfuckin lady. U shouldn't have to lie either,cuz there was no emotional ties in the first place. You have things to do (step 3) and you're both grown. Now BOUNCE!
6)EVOLVE.Change,switch up the demo on this person. U cannot be that same giggly ass personality that got him/her the first time. You're dressing different,you have new friends, you eat cheddar instead of mozzarella. That way, if there is a next time you'll be able to restart the D.E.N.I.S.E. method successfully.


Lol I can't wait 2 see ur responses.And yes I still take emails if you rather not go public. Diori86@gmail.com