Oh, Go Fuck Yourself! (you might like it)

Ladies? All my Ladies! This one’s for you!
As a tomboy at heart I have a lot of male friends whose jokes, a lot of the time, have a penis related punchline. Nuttin gay, it’s just guys mention their dicks a lot more than they tend to notice. Like I said I’m accustomed to it, listening to jokes of the last King Magazine spread they choked the chicken to, or philosophical questions like,
“Okay, suck it, fuck it, or beat it…pick any 2 chicks and 1 HAS to be your wife/girlfriend.”
You get what I mean . Guys are pretty comfortable talkin bout their junk. Whether it’s rude or comical, it’s a fact. I have a high school friend that TO THIS DAY will answer the phone w/a greeting of, “G, I just got done beatin off. (Laughs) I almost bust on my microwave!”
After I question his solo project being done in the kitchen in the first place, he keeps going and I’m laughing till I can’t breathe. Naw, I’m not offended. We’re both adults and although it SOUNDS immature, we’re mature enough to look @ masturbation as just something to do, NOT a sexually perverted, “oooh I don’t do that” type of thing.
(I laugh) ”So now that you done beatin off you still tryna hit the club lata?” Real talk that’s how our conversations are lol.
SO LADIES, WHY CAN’T WE BE THAT OPEN?
I know it’s hella women out there who take a moment or two to give themselves pleasure, with themselves. And it’s nothing wrong w/that!
I don’t want every woman running round in the mall and at work yappin bout last night’s finger fest BUT in general, it seems women and masturbation are still taboo. A funny sitcom shows the 1st time a father finds out his son found his Playboy and isn’t just peeing in the bathroom. The movie American Pie will forever be known for the famous “warm apple pie” scene. It’s like, men get to stroke the pole whenever AND have fun w/it when ladies have to wait till midnight w/a room full of candles and 4 different mechanical objects…lemme stop.
Even when women are together, most conversations, that are sexual, are about the great sex w/a man (or woman), jokes about how “a nigga put it down” or how “it was a pussy’s waste of time.” It’s really focused on the activity with someone else, how someone else made them feel good or bad. I would LOVE to, but rarely hear a conversation where a woman calls another woman similar to the following:
“Whattup girl? What you doing?
“Nuttin just got done rubbin one out, bout to head to the store in a minute. What you on?”
Lol I know, but you see what I mean. Women, even in today’s society, are willing to go to all extremes to please themselves in almost every way but sexually. And when we do, it’s like we ain’t supposed to or sumtin. WHATTUP W/DAT? We’ll spend hours in salons and thousands on clothes but can’t take 5 or 10 minutes to gain a physical and mental release? Cmon!
This isn’t some feminist geared thinking. I simply think women would be able to handle their emotions much better if they depended on themselves FIRST for sexual satisfaction. Meaning, when you’re stressed lose that attitude and start pointing (HA!)
Sex is beautiful. I know I like it, dunno bout you. But sex is a very, VERY powerful thing and at times used as a weapon in relationships and personalities. Men and women tend to fall in love after a few good climaxes cuz once you find a good one you wanna keep it, right? But the first step to getting pleased is knowing HOW you’re pleased. So, I am a proud advocate of female masturbation.
All women’s bodies are different, unlike a dude we can’t grab a hold and get off with one repetitive motion. We have spots, sensitive areas, and different sensations that drive us nuts. As a woman, you should know those spots BEFORE anyone else. You know why? Cuz if you don’t, whoever else does will be the mofo you lookin for in the daytime w/a flashlight. And there is no worse frustration than sexual frustration.
Ladies, masturbation is WAAAAAY more than making yourself get off. It’s a way to know yourself. When you touch yourself you’re not only becoming familiar w/your body (which is important ask your doctor) but you’re enjoying it. Women have so many issues with their bodies; weight, skin, hair, face, feet, face, breasts, butt blah blah blah. If there was at least one way to take a look at ourselves and say, “hey, I’m hot!” then why not? It’s easy, it’s our bodies, it’s NATURAL, and gotdammit if you don’t wanna touch yourself why the hell should anyone else wanna? Most importantly, it simply makes you feel GOOD. It even promotes safe sex cuz , well, it’s just you!
I masturbate…A LOT. And I really don’t care how people look at me for that. Sure I could lose a few round the waste and my acne gets ridiculous but I FUCKING LOVE MYSELF. And if that means making the love come down a few times then so be it. I refuse to allow anyone else to love me better than I love myself in ANY way. And that’s what masturbation is.
So, hopefully your cheeks have lost their blush and you’re able to see why I even decided to put this out there. I hope no matter what you do, it makes YOU happy cuz that’s what’s important. Now, I’m gonna end here cuz you look like you’re ready to pet the kitty…yeah I said it!
Peace n Sweet Sweet Love lol